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Can't think of a really deep quote

lamelohan:

whats the point of having a crush if you never have a chance???

airoehead:

I like being sent legit anon asks it’s like being interviewed by a fan

octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

beerito:

follow for more complaining

greed:

so i tried to pull an april fools joke on my mom and

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nurmengardx:

nerdjpg:

northgang:

…the future of pizza (X)

none pizza left beef

vanehwasreal:

me and my friends asked to act casual for a picture

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thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her."No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.